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AzPaul · 1 September 2016, 01:19 AM

A man with a parrot on his shoulder goes to the movies.
When the showing is over, a woman comes up to the two, curious about a few things.
She says, "During the film, I couldn't help but notice the two of you, and it really seemed as though your parrot was enjoying the movie, like he actually understood what was going on. He looked around during the boring parts. He paid close attention to the dramatic parts. He even squawked during the funny parts. I don't understand how that can be."
The man replied, "I'll be honest, I don't understand it either. He didn't care for the book at all."

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asadtiger · 2 September 2016, 10:52 AM

Lol

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Eklipz · 3 September 2016, 03:33 AM

Sorry I posted a new joke in some ones thread

BBL · 3 September 2016, 05:30 AM

heheheeee

seand442 · 4 September 2016, 01:41 PM

MonBK · 4 September 2016, 06:42 PM

Ha..:)

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1 September 2016, 01:19 AM	#1
AzPaul "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 14,164	At the Movies A man with a parrot on his shoulder goes to the movies. When the showing is over, a woman comes up to the two, curious about a few things. She says, "During the film, I couldn't help but notice the two of you, and it really seemed as though your parrot was enjoying the movie, like he actually understood what was going on. He looked around during the boring parts. He paid close attention to the dramatic parts. He even squawked during the funny parts. I don't understand how that can be." The man replied, "I'll be honest, I don't understand it either. He didn't care for the book at all." __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

1 September 2016, 08:15 AM	#2
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