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14 July 2005, 11:33 PM
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I'm too sexy for my job...
Okay, so I was in Canadian Tire and decided to change careers.
I bought some car wax and a power washer and now I am happy to brag that I am the most expensive auto detailer in town.  Yep, I charge $1,000 per car, but hey, people feel better about themselves if they pay more for what is essentially a $20 job. If they pay more, they figure they're getting more (but they're not). I pay illegal immigrants $1 a day to help me out, and I pocket the rest of the proceeds so I can pay for my lavish lifestyle. I just bought a used Mercedes S class cuz I wannabe perceived as a successful business man. I think people who buy used luxury cars are wannabe posers, but hey… who said my rules have to apply to me, right? So with all this money I’m making, I buy only the best watches, wear the best clothing, eat the best food (and lots of it cuz I like flexing my fat to people for ‘intimidation purposes’) and I bought my wife the best boobs money can buy. What can I say? I'm the best! Yep, I’m a big shot now.  Sorry though, I can’t hire any of you guys… you may leak my corporate secrets to other detailers and then I’d have to ban you from my premises. BTW, I also like to lie to people's faces, particularly those who can be baffled by the constant BS I spew about my technical abilities on a computer. Ain’t life grand? Last edited by Atomic; 28 July 2005 at 01:38 AM.. |
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14 July 2005, 11:58 PM
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Who is.............
Dang, I dont remember the name.... 
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15 July 2005, 03:13 AM
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15 July 2005, 03:34 AM
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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15 July 2005, 03:37 AM
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15 July 2005, 03:38 AM
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Real Name: Adrian
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Stryke up the banned.
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15 July 2005, 12:05 AM
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Hope someone dont strike a match,and explode all the gas from all that hotair bullsh#t.
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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15 July 2005, 12:10 AM
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Hey, did you move shops a bit north from your old location??
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You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo. 
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15 July 2005, 03:08 AM
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"TRF" Member
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Real Name: Adrian
Location: Bolton, UK.
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Oh John you are a little rascal.
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15 July 2005, 03:09 AM
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Real Name: Peter
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moved as far north as possible
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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