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padi56 · 24 March 2006, 12:43 AM

Two nuns are riding on a motorcycle.

The one in back says to the driver, "Sister Mary Ellen, have you ever come this way before?"

The one in front replies: "No! It must be the cobblestones!"
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A nun walks out of a church and sees two little boys kneeling down with their penises stuck in the snow. She runs over to them and asks "Billy, Jimmy what are you doing?"

Billy replies "Oh, Father O'Sullivan likes a couple cold ones after the service"
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Reminds me of the woman who goes to her gynaecologist and complains of a pain in her aviaries."Don't you mean ovaries ?" the doc says.

"No" she says.

"We had better have a look" says doc. After a minute of peering, doc says "You're right, It looks like there's been a cockatoo up there

Launch Mini · 24 March 2006, 02:28 AM

groan

C.J. · 24 March 2006, 02:56 AM

JJ Irani · 24 March 2006, 04:08 AM

Love the nun one!!

mailman · 24 March 2006, 08:56 AM

padi56 · 24 March 2006, 08:03 PM

24 March 2006, 12:43 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	Quickies. Two nuns are riding on a motorcycle. The one in back says to the driver, "Sister Mary Ellen, have you ever come this way before?" The one in front replies: "No! It must be the cobblestones!" -------------------------- A nun walks out of a church and sees two little boys kneeling down with their penises stuck in the snow. She runs over to them and asks "Billy, Jimmy what are you doing?" Billy replies "Oh, Father O'Sullivan likes a couple cold ones after the service" ---------------------------- Reminds me of the woman who goes to her gynaecologist and complains of a pain in her aviaries."Don't you mean ovaries ?" the doc says. "No" she says. "We had better have a look" says doc. After a minute of peering, doc says "You're right, It looks like there's been a cockatoo up there __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

24 March 2006, 02:28 AM	#2
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	groan __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

24 March 2006, 02:56 AM	#3
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

24 March 2006, 04:08 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Love the nun one!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

24 March 2006, 08:56 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	__________________ JJ

24 March 2006, 08:03 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,044	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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