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Old 21 October 2008, 05:41 PM   #1
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three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.

The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.

'that Was My Pager , She Said.

I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.'

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.

The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.

When She Finished, She Explained,

'that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech.

Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.

She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

The Older Woman Finally Said ........ ' Well, Will You Look At That...

I'm Getting A Fax ' !!
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Old 21 October 2008, 10:57 PM   #2
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Old 21 October 2008, 11:12 PM   #3
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That's hilarious
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Old 21 October 2008, 11:55 PM   #4
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Old 22 October 2008, 02:37 AM   #5
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