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away36 · 25 October 2008, 06:28 AM

Feel free to join in...................

Late one dark and chilly evening, Jimbits sat down with his favourite beer to enjoy a challenging game of Wii...............................

Goodwatch · 25 October 2008, 06:37 AM

.... when all of a sudden, he heard an eerie scream and voices whispering in the dark...

Tools · 25 October 2008, 06:40 AM

.........Surely, he thought, it couldn't be voices from TRF... I know I turned the sound off on that darned thing..

Besides.....most of those gits wouldn't know how to properly haunt a Lucas Electric system, let alone a computer...

It must be something else causing those eerie, soulless, melancholy cries in the dark...................

away36 · 25 October 2008, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tools

.........Surely, he thought, it couldn't be voices from TRF... I know I turned the sound off on that darned thing..

Besides.....most of those gits wouldn't know how to properly haunt a Lucas Electric system, let alone a comumpter...

It must be something else causing those eerie, soulless, melancholy cries in the dark...................

......it's Bubba, wandering aimlessly around his new slip, beer in hand....searching for...

Tools · 25 October 2008, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

......it's Bubba, wandering aimlessly around his new slip, beer in hand....searching for...

......Lisa.....

...................Or perhaps not......could it be....

S/SOnly · 25 October 2008, 07:17 AM

A stalking Panda, drunk on Bamboo infused Vodka, or....?

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Originally Posted by Tools

......Lisa.....

...................Or perhaps not......could it be....

James T · 25 October 2008, 06:41 AM

jj, wii is the famous nintendo video game console..so hard to find these days as it is always soldout.. here in my part of the country anyway..A distinguishing feature of the console is its wireless controller, the Wii Remote, which can be used as a handheld pointing device and detect movement in three dimensions....

away36 · 25 October 2008, 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

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Check this out JJ!

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=54Ky2Pg4w-Y

BLSampson · 25 October 2008, 01:57 PM

...and the train was full of sheep saying...JJ....JJ...JJ...we miss you daddy...

Incurable · 25 October 2008, 03:00 PM

Disarmed by the bayful ululations of the revered Johnny, Claire finds herself in a moment of weakness and lures Bubba closer with that long, sultry glare of mutual acknowledgement... Mind blurred with the fury of passion, Bubba attacks his quest with the thunder of Thor. Never before can Bubba remember volcanic, mad monkey, monster truck passion like this. After what seemed like forever, the eventual end was reached. Completely exhausted and gasping for air, Bubba slowly sits back astonished at his own prowess and skill at the most ancient of arts...

Lighting a cigarette, he smugly looks over to Claire only to be met with a blank stare. In her usual continent tone she says, "What, you change your mind now? When were you planning to start?"...

Incurable · 25 October 2008, 03:03 PM

Pondering for a moment in disbelief, Bubba hears a muffled voice come from the closet. Sounded like someone said, "Tosser"...

JJ Irani · 25 October 2008, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Incurable

Pondering for a moment in disbelief, Bubba hears a muffled voice come from the closet. Sounded like someone said, "Tosser"...

And as Bubba headed toward the closet and opened the door......he wended his way through the maze of fur coats and found himself in Narnia!!

Leighton · 25 October 2008, 03:15 PM

.. which began the riff in the space time continuum... The Wii became real as captain James T. Bubba slid on his boots and left the maiden sleeping peacefully in his quarters......

jdc · 25 October 2008, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leighton

.. which began the riff in the space time continuum... The Wii became real as captain James T. Bubba slid on his boots and left the maiden sleeping peacefully in his quarters......

back at the Enterprise Spock was confronted in the transporter room with boxes of teddy bears. They all seem untouched, they just stared at him saying nothing. The leader seemed to be a bear called Rupert and the second in command Paddington. Spock used the Vulcan mind weld on Paddington.................marmalade sandwiches what did this mean, were they Klingon envoys???

astcell · 26 October 2008, 12:25 AM

...for he has never told Bubba the secret....

astcell · 26 October 2008, 12:54 AM

...hidden cameras are all over the house...

toph · 26 October 2008, 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astcell

...hidden cameras are all over the house...

and Jim was demanding to see the tapes of ....

JimSnyder · 26 October 2008, 01:03 AM

Home Improvment, all 8 seasons

...link enclosed(how else did you think he learned to do all that work at the lake house) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 01:33 AM

Next to the house was an eerie figure, partially concealed by the fence. Only part of his face was visible but there was no doubting it was that master of disguise and mentor to the unfortunate, Wilson!!

Wilson looked at the pathetic figure of Jim and took pity on him. "Jim lad, what ails you?" asked Wilson.
"You think more of the tool man Larry than you do of me." Replied Jim.
"I think more of my King Dick socket set than you." Replied Wilson.

astcell · 26 October 2008, 01:54 AM

Then, a sheep bleated.

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 02:03 AM

There was someone in the bushes playing the Shaun the Sheep Bleat Box game.

Link to game

Tools · 26 October 2008, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

There was someone in the bushes playing the Shaun the Sheep Bleat Box game.

Link to game

Apparently he was unable to overhear the three wolves in sheep's clothing planning something dastardly for Uncle AJ for posting a link to that hilarious and revolting sheep bleat game..

but we digress............

what looked innocently like bushes were really..........

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tools

Apparently he was unable to overhear the three wolves in sheep's clothing planning something dastardly for Uncle AJ for posting a link to that hilarious and revolting sheep bleat game..

but we digress............

what looked innocently like bushes were really..........

...........JJ's discarded toupees.....

astcell · 26 October 2008, 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

...........JJ's discarded toupees.....

...with labels saying "Made in Malaysia." This really meant...

astcell · 26 October 2008, 03:54 AM

Then suddenly and without warning....

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astcell

Then suddenly and without warning....

JJ flashed before my eyes.
"You can get arrested for that." said the voice of Jocke.

toph · 26 October 2008, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

JJ flashed before my eyes.
"You can get arrested for that." said the voice of Jocke.

'but this is NZ!!' exclaimed a defiant JJ, Sheep are treated like equals!! Is this illegal elsewhere?.....

away36 · 26 October 2008, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toph

'but this is NZ!!' exclaimed a defiant JJ, Sheep are treated like equals!! Is this illegal elsewhere?.....

...which left everyone wondering if JJ was planning to practise this activity other places!

redshirt1957 · 26 October 2008, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by away36

...which left everyone wondering if JJ was planning to practise this activity other places!

and while plying his trade in the dark and deep recesses of Bubba, out of no where it was heard an exclamation of..."DAMN I can see ManHole 76's feet and I'm halfway home"......

astcell · 26 October 2008, 04:04 AM

But for the punishment to fit the crime, the sentence would be very small indeed.

25 October 2008, 06:28 AM	#1
away36 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Nancy Location: Canada Watch: Vintage Rolex Posts: 3,178	The NeverEnding Story Feel free to join in................... Late one dark and chilly evening, Jimbits sat down with his favourite beer to enjoy a challenging game of Wii...............................

25 October 2008, 06:37 AM	#2
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	.... when all of a sudden, he heard an eerie scream and voices whispering in the dark... __________________ Member# 127

25 October 2008, 06:40 AM	#3
Tools TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: May 2007 Real Name: Larry Location: Mojave Desert Watch: GMT's Posts: 43,612	.........Surely, he thought, it couldn't be voices from TRF... I know I turned the sound off on that darned thing.. Besides.....most of those gits wouldn't know how to properly haunt a Lucas Electric system, let alone a computer... It must be something else causing those eerie, soulless, melancholy cries in the dark................... __________________ (Chill ... It's just a watch Forum.....) NAWCC Member

25 October 2008, 06:41 AM	#7
James T "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: James Location: SoCal Baby! Watch: submariner 16610 Posts: 860	jj, wii is the famous nintendo video game console..so hard to find these days as it is always soldout.. here in my part of the country anyway..A distinguishing feature of the console is its wireless controller, the Wii Remote, which can be used as a handheld pointing device and detect movement in three dimensions.... __________________ James T

25 October 2008, 01:57 PM	#9
BLSampson "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Real Name: Bryan Location: Kansas City, MO Watch: TT Blue Submariner Posts: 930	...and the train was full of sheep saying...JJ....JJ...JJ...we miss you daddy... __________________ Yoboman "People sleep safely in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

25 October 2008, 03:00 PM	#10
Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	Disarmed by the bayful ululations of the revered Johnny, Claire finds herself in a moment of weakness and lures Bubba closer with that long, sultry glare of mutual acknowledgement... Mind blurred with the fury of passion, Bubba attacks his quest with the thunder of Thor. Never before can Bubba remember volcanic, mad monkey, monster truck passion like this. After what seemed like forever, the eventual end was reached. Completely exhausted and gasping for air, Bubba slowly sits back astonished at his own prowess and skill at the most ancient of arts... Lighting a cigarette, he smugly looks over to Claire only to be met with a blank stare. In her usual continent tone she says, "What, you change your mind now? When were you planning to start?"... __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

25 October 2008, 03:03 PM	#11
Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	Pondering for a moment in disbelief, Bubba hears a muffled voice come from the closet. Sounded like someone said, "Tosser"... __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

25 October 2008, 03:15 PM	#13
Leighton "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Leighton Location: So. California Watch: SS GMT IIc Posts: 1,366	.. which began the riff in the space time continuum... The Wii became real as captain James T. Bubba slid on his boots and left the maiden sleeping peacefully in his quarters...... __________________ GMT MASTER II 116710N

26 October 2008, 12:25 AM	#15
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	...for he has never told Bubba the secret.... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 12:54 AM	#16
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	...hidden cameras are all over the house... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 01:03 AM	#18
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,729	Home Improvment, all 8 seasons ...link enclosed(how else did you think he learned to do all that work at the lake house) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

26 October 2008, 01:33 AM	#19
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Next to the house was an eerie figure, partially concealed by the fence. Only part of his face was visible but there was no doubting it was that master of disguise and mentor to the unfortunate, Wilson!! Wilson looked at the pathetic figure of Jim and took pity on him. "Jim lad, what ails you?" asked Wilson. "You think more of the tool man Larry than you do of me." Replied Jim. "I think more of my King Dick socket set than you." Replied Wilson. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 October 2008, 01:54 AM	#20
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Then, a sheep bleated. __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 02:03 AM	#21
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	There was someone in the bushes playing the Shaun the Sheep Bleat Box game. Link to game __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 October 2008, 03:54 AM	#25
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Then suddenly and without warning.... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 04:04 AM	#30
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	But for the punishment to fit the crime, the sentence would be very small indeed. __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

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