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padi56 · 15 May 2006, 12:03 AM

Two men both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them she has to prepare them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She asks the first man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes, which he does. She then tells him to have a w@nk What!" he says, "What's that all about?"

She replies "It's standard procedure to ensure you have no blockages."

Once done, the nurse tells the second man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes. When he is up on the table, the nurse licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him.

Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what's this? I have to w@nk, and he gets a blow job. That's not fair."

The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that's the difference between the NHS and BUPA!"

JJ Irani · 15 May 2006, 05:07 AM

Sorry, Padi, the joke does sound funny, but WTF is NHS and BUPA?

mailman · 15 May 2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Sorry, Padi, the joke does sound funny, but WTF is NHS and BUPA?

Really who cares as long as you have the better plan

mamas · 15 May 2006, 05:14 AM

NHS= state national health service
Bupa= Private health care provider

JJ Irani · 15 May 2006, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mamas

NHS= state national health service
Bupa= Private health care provider

Thanks, Mamas....in that case

at the joke!!

padi56 · 15 May 2006, 06:20 PM

AJC · 15 May 2006, 09:22 PM

15 May 2006, 12:03 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	NHS and BUPA. Two men both have 9:00 a.m. appointments at a vasectomy clinic. A nurse greets the two men, tells them she has to prepare them for surgery and takes them to a private room. She asks the first man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes, which he does. She then tells him to have a w@nk What!" he says, "What's that all about?" She replies "It's standard procedure to ensure you have no blockages." Once done, the nurse tells the second man to sit down on the examination table and take off his clothes. When he is up on the table, the nurse licks her lips, and begins to perform fellatio on him. Upon seeing this, the first man interrupts, "Hey, what's this? I have to w@nk, and he gets a blow job. That's not fair." The nurse looks up at the first man and says, "Sorry, but that's the difference between the NHS and BUPA!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 May 2006, 05:07 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Sorry, Padi, the joke does sound funny, but WTF is NHS and BUPA? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 May 2006, 06:20 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,045	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 May 2006, 05:14 AM	#4
mamas "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 792	NHS= state national health service Bupa= Private health care provider

15 May 2006, 09:22 PM	#7
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