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Old 27 December 2008, 08:47 AM   #1
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A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of dum blond jokes when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person... because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blond pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little f*cker on your knee!"
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Old 27 December 2008, 09:38 AM   #2
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Old 27 December 2008, 10:26 AM   #3
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Old 27 December 2008, 02:31 PM   #4
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Old 27 December 2008, 03:04 PM   #7
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