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JohnBaker3 · 12 November 2019, 02:01 AM

A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She
knocked on the door of a local biker hangout and a
big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over
his arms answered the door.

She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused
and told her that she needed to meet certain biker
requirements before she was allowed to join.

So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?" The little
old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there,"
and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.

The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?" The little old
lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is impressed and asked,"Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?"

The little old lady said, "No, I've never been
picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around
by my nipples a few times."

Oscarpapa · 12 November 2019, 11:29 PM

Haha.

ltmgeller · 13 November 2019, 12:50 AM

Contused · 13 November 2019, 02:41 AM

Berba9 · 28 November 2019, 10:38 AM

very funny. lol

BNA/LION · 28 November 2019, 11:21 AM

SFmedic13 · 6 December 2019, 03:13 PM

Yikes.......

12 November 2019, 02:01 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	The Little Old Lady and the Biker Club A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker hangout and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answered the door. She proclaimed, "I want to join your biker club." The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asked her, "You have a bike?" The little old lady said, "Yea, that's my Harley over there," and points to a Harley parked in the driveway. The biker asked her, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady said "Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool." The biker is impressed and asked,"Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" The little old lady said, "No, I've never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times." __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

13 November 2019, 12:50 AM	#3
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28 November 2019, 11:21 AM	#6
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12 November 2019, 11:29 PM	#2
Oscarpapa "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2016 Real Name: Noah Location: Ulster Posts: 391	Haha.

13 November 2019, 02:41 AM	#4
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28 November 2019, 10:38 AM	#5
Berba9 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2019 Location: San Francisco Posts: 22	very funny. lol

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