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JohnBaker3 · 8 July 2021, 07:14 AM

The teacher in the USA gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, blah blah blah...

But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left.

"Janie," she asked, "do you have a story to share?"

"Yes. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a fighter pilot with the Marine's in Syria. Her aircraft got hit by enemy fire and she was forced to bail out over enemy territory. All she had was a flask full of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank all the whiskey on the way down, in case it got confiscated by Muslims.

Then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 ISIS fighters. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last ISIS fighter with her bare hands.

''Good Heavens!,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you the moral to this horrible story actually was?"

"Stay the hell away from your Mother when she's been drinking!!”

cop414 · 8 July 2021, 07:55 AM

JoseR · 9 July 2021, 05:29 AM

Good one... stay away from that woman..LOL..

Houstongator · 11 July 2021, 05:12 AM

Excellent

jatco · 12 July 2021, 03:13 AM

Good one...

treesen · 13 July 2021, 04:35 PM

Excellent

Ny325 · 16 July 2021, 04:56 PM

Love it.

swatty · 19 July 2021, 07:14 PM

marcpaelo15 · 21 July 2021, 03:09 AM

This! Haha

KenNethcole · 24 July 2021, 03:34 PM

Rafeeq · 28 July 2021, 12:28 PM

Ha--love it!

GONZO2LR · 5 August 2021, 03:18 AM

funny...funny

Jim M · 6 August 2021, 06:50 AM

Fantastic! And, kidnapped.

Darlinboy · 7 August 2021, 04:34 AM

lordliam8 · 7 August 2021, 06:58 AM

lol nice one

Sthe · 10 August 2021, 02:03 AM

Very funny.

watchrocker · 13 August 2021, 01:47 AM

Excellent

zee02 · 13 October 2021, 09:28 PM

very funny

Rebel · 12 November 2021, 10:14 AM

Art161 · 27 November 2021, 03:02 PM

Vannjos · 17 December 2021, 01:21 AM

Hahaha.. now you stay away from her lol

8 July 2021, 07:14 AM	#1
JohnBaker3 "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Real Name: John Baker III Location: Spring,Texas Watch: 1971 Red Sub Posts: 2,222	Female Marine Fighter Pilot The teacher in the USA gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, blah blah blah... But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. "Janie," she asked, "do you have a story to share?" "Yes. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a fighter pilot with the Marine's in Syria. Her aircraft got hit by enemy fire and she was forced to bail out over enemy territory. All she had was a flask full of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank all the whiskey on the way down, in case it got confiscated by Muslims. Then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 ISIS fighters. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife till the blade broke, and then she killed the last ISIS fighter with her bare hands. ''Good Heavens!,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you the moral to this horrible story actually was?" "Stay the hell away from your Mother when she's been drinking!!” __________________ As I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing off everyone is a piece of cake.

8 July 2021, 07:55 AM	#2
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9 July 2021, 05:29 AM	#3
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12 July 2021, 03:13 AM	#5
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6 August 2021, 06:50 AM	#13
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11 July 2021, 05:12 AM	#4
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13 July 2021, 04:35 PM	#6
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16 July 2021, 04:56 PM	#7
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19 July 2021, 07:14 PM	#8
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21 July 2021, 03:09 AM	#9
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24 July 2021, 03:34 PM	#10
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28 July 2021, 12:28 PM	#11
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5 August 2021, 03:18 AM	#12
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7 August 2021, 04:34 AM	#14
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7 August 2021, 06:58 AM	#15
lordliam8 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Italy Posts: 11	lol nice one

10 August 2021, 02:03 AM	#16
Sthe Banned Join Date: May 2020 Location: USA Posts: 46	Very funny.

13 August 2021, 01:47 AM	#17
watchrocker Banned Join Date: Aug 2021 Location: United States Watch: Daytona Posts: 71	Excellent

13 October 2021, 09:28 PM	#18
zee02 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2021 Location: United States Posts: 11	very funny

12 November 2021, 10:14 AM	#19
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27 November 2021, 03:02 PM	#20
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17 December 2021, 01:21 AM	#21
Vannjos Banned Join Date: Dec 2019 Location: US Watch: Rolex GMT Master Posts: 28	Hahaha.. now you stay away from her lol

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