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Saladin · 22 June 2009, 11:51 PM

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Lockyer
> > Valley farm and talks with an old farmer.
> >
> > He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water
> > allocation.
> >
> > The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there.
> >
> > The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
> > Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am
> > allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
> > asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
> >
> > The old farmer nods politely and goes about his work.
> >
> > Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep
> > running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. The bull
> > is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old
> > farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells
> > at the top of his lungs.....
> >
> >
> >
> > 'Your card! Show him Your card!

limbo · 23 June 2009, 06:11 AM

SubmarinerMan · 23 June 2009, 09:27 AM

coddger · 23 June 2009, 03:36 PM

JJ Irani · 23 June 2009, 05:09 PM

idk01 · 23 June 2009, 09:18 PM

Lion · 23 June 2009, 10:06 PM

Very funny!!!

22 June 2009, 11:51 PM	#1
Saladin Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Real Name: Sani Jadoon Location: Australia Watch: GMTII(Z)-Pepsi Posts: 197	Aussie Joke A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Lockyer > > Valley farm and talks with an old farmer. > > > > He tells the farmer, I need to inspect your farm for your water > > allocation. > > > > The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that paddock over there. > > > > The Water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the > > Federal Government with me. See this card? This card means I am > > allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions > > asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' > > > > The old farmer nods politely and goes about his work. > > > > Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Water Rep > > running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. The bull > > is gaining with every step. The Rep is clearly terrified, so the old > > farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells > > at the top of his lungs..... > > > > > > > > 'Your card! Show him Your card!

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