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padi56 · 31 October 2006, 11:55 PM

Q. What's a mixed feeling?
A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practise safe sex?
A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.

Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.

Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.

Q. What is the difference between ""ooooooh""and ""aaaaaaah""?
A. About three inches.

Q. What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A. Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A. 45 minutes.

Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q. What is the difference between medium and rare?
A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

C.J. · 31 October 2006, 11:59 PM

mike · 1 November 2006, 12:19 AM

JJ Irani · 1 November 2006, 03:09 AM

Hey Paulie....last one's for you!!!

mailman · 1 November 2006, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Hey Paulie....last one's for you!!!

I was waiting for some remark from you

JJ Irani · 1 November 2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I was waiting for some remark from you

Hey, man....it's mutual give and take!!

padi56 · 1 November 2006, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I was waiting for some remark from you

Its called pen#s envy Paulie,perhaps JJ has only a mini-peepee,from over abuse.

padi56 · 2 November 2006, 08:38 PM

You see Paulie buy the amount of different names, it must be quite a universal practise.

mailman · 3 November 2006, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

You see Paulie buy the amount of different names, it must be quite a universal practise.

I'm sure it is. And it doesn't make you a bad guy either

padi56 · 3 November 2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

I'm sure it is. And it doesn't make you a bad guy either

Well Paulie if we was all truthful,expect the majority of the male population had the odd game of tents,while bashing the bishop.

JJ Irani · 4 November 2006, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Well Paulie if we was all truthful,expect the majority of the male population had the odd game of tents,while bashing the bishop.

31 October 2006, 11:55 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,176	The Right Answer. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practise safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between ""ooooooh""and ""aaaaaaah""? A. About three inches. Q. What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw. Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A. 45 minutes. Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q. What is the difference between medium and rare? A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

31 October 2006, 11:59 PM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

1 November 2006, 03:09 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey Paulie....last one's for you!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

2 November 2006, 08:38 PM	#8
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,176	You see Paulie buy the amount of different names, it must be quite a universal practise. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 November 2006, 12:19 AM	#3
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