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Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 09:03 PM

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich, and tells the bartender, "I'll have a beer." He turns to the ostrich. "What about you?"

"I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $4.75 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

The same thing happens day after day. One evening they arrive late. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, since it's close to last call, I'll have a tall bourbon and soda" says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich.

"That will be $10.50," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.

The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that whenever I have to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million bucks or something, but you'll be rich for as long as you live!"

"Yep!" smiled the man. Whether it's a glass of beer or a new Cadillac, the exact money is always there," says the man.

"One other thing, sir," asks the bartender. "What's with the ostrich?"

"Well," the man sighed. "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

padi56 · 4 November 2006, 09:06 PM

Frans have you got access to my joke book.

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Frans have you got access to my joke book.

Sorry Pete! Done that one before, haven't you? Not a joke book but something more modern.....

C.J. · 5 November 2006, 02:11 AM

JJ Irani · 5 November 2006, 03:58 AM

Our Dutchman's on a roll today!!! Terrific!!

mailman · 5 November 2006, 07:35 AM

4 November 2006, 09:03 PM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	The man and the ostrich A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich, and tells the bartender, "I'll have a beer." He turns to the ostrich. "What about you?" "I'll have a beer too," says the ostrich. The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $4.75 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment. The next day, the man and ostrich come again, and the man says "I'll have a beer," and the ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Once again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. The same thing happens day after day. One evening they arrive late. "The usual?" asks the bartender. "Well, since it's close to last call, I'll have a tall bourbon and soda" says the man. "Same for me," says the ostrich. "That will be $10.50," says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact change out of his pocket and places it on the bar. The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Excuse me sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that whenever I have to pay for anything, I just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million bucks or something, but you'll be rich for as long as you live!" "Yep!" smiled the man. Whether it's a glass of beer or a new Cadillac, the exact money is always there," says the man. "One other thing, sir," asks the bartender. "What's with the ostrich?" "Well," the man sighed. "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say." __________________ Member# 127

4 November 2006, 09:06 PM	#2
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,177	Frans have you got access to my joke book. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

5 November 2006, 02:11 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

5 November 2006, 03:58 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Our Dutchman's on a roll today!!! Terrific!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

5 November 2006, 07:35 AM	#6
mailman TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: BLNR Posts: 35,530	__________________ JJ

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