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16 January 2010, 11:58 AM
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Lets start a Rolex cartoon / jokes thread !
Here's my contribution to help start the thread...
  
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17 January 2010, 06:03 AM
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My neighbors, the two 25 year old blonde lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday. I was quite surprised when they gave me a new Rolex.
It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch." 
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17 January 2010, 06:04 AM
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A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
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17 January 2010, 06:06 AM
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A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. (scroll down) "MY ROLEX!"
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17 January 2010, 06:08 AM
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That's all folks. I'm all Rolex joked out!!
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17 January 2010, 06:26 AM
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Quote:
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17 January 2010, 07:26 AM
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From Ron White
-So, I went to the insurance agency to report my claim and they asked me what kind of radio it was, and I had no idea, but the guy told me, "Mr White, if you tell us what kind of radio it was we'll know how much to write the check for." Oh? -So I wrote down some big, expensive brand and he knew I was lying. -"Mr White, I don't think... *Rolex* makes a radio." It was a clock radio! Write the check, premium-boy.
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17 January 2010, 11:06 PM
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These are excellent! Have to go through my archives and see what I can find :-)
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18 January 2010, 02:55 AM
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All excellent!! 
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18 January 2010, 03:03 AM
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great jokes!
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18 January 2010, 03:03 AM
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Here ya go:
 
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18 January 2010, 06:07 AM
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20 January 2010, 04:28 AM
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Hmmmm!!!
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