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18 February 2010, 05:31 PM
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Per COSC Spec. (18+ if you're super-sensitive)
A young man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment.
The young woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replied, "I just bought this state-of-the-art Rado watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman said, "A state-of-the-art Rado watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," the man explained. "What's it telling you now?", she replied. The young man paused for a second then answered, "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggled & replied, "Well it must be broken then, because I can assure you that I am wearing panties!" The man looked down at his watch and smiled, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!" |
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18 February 2010, 07:45 PM
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19 February 2010, 01:36 AM
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Real Name: Dave
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19 February 2010, 02:39 AM
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Rado!
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19 February 2010, 02:43 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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19 February 2010, 02:44 AM
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Real Name: Leo
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Very good!!!
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 SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!! |
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19 February 2010, 07:25 AM
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Real Name: Richard
Location: Macungie, PA
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 "Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!" TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron
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19 February 2010, 07:27 AM
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Goooooood one!
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19 February 2010, 07:27 AM
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Banned
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Real Name: G
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ahhahahhahhahaa
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19 February 2010, 09:17 AM
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Real Name: Ashley
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19 February 2010, 09:18 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Real Name: David Walz
Location: San Diego CA USA
Watch: my hand. :)
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 That was JJ's pick up line at the bars, however it did not work. |
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19 February 2010, 10:24 AM
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