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Porsche · 8 July 2011, 09:09 AM

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "...and the Rolex boutique have just received the latest models from Switzerland, I've fallen in love with one?

MAN: "Of course..."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$80,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2.5m"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $2.2m."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up.

The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

mitchy · 8 July 2011, 01:22 PM

Grissom · 8 July 2011, 02:35 PM

Nice! Got me at the end.....made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!!

sherwin · 8 July 2011, 02:42 PM

johnbeth · 8 July 2011, 03:45 PM

TSW · 8 July 2011, 05:07 PM

Lol

MonBK · 8 July 2011, 05:22 PM

:)

Art 1 · 8 July 2011, 07:51 PM

Mistry · 8 July 2011, 07:53 PM

haha nice

Route 66 · 9 July 2011, 11:04 PM

bgriz · 10 July 2011, 03:37 AM

8 July 2011, 09:09 AM	#1
Porsche 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: John Location: ɹǝpun Watch: and learn Posts: 2,986	The Perfect Husband THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "...and the Rolex boutique have just received the latest models from Switzerland, I've fallen in love with one? MAN: "Of course..." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2011 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$80,000" MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2.5m" MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $2.2m." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" __________________ Obey Gravity, it's the Law! ROLEX --- SEIKO --- HEUER TRF REHAUT T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M

8 July 2011, 01:22 PM	#2
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