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TheVTCGuy · 18 July 2012, 04:02 AM

Ok, so here is the plan...

Me: Hi there, you know, I'm president of the local Metal Detector's club... I've got a Minelab CTX3030 that's got a... (wait for it)... D-3 Coil!

Her: Ooooooohhhh... Really? a 3030 with a.... (gasp!) D-3!? Can...Can I see it?

Me: Well... maybe, if you play your cards right....

Yep, no doubt in my mind.... The future Ex-Mrs. Dragos is just walking by the coffee shop right now. I gotta run guys, start the whole process going, but it's a sure thing. I mean, how could any woman resist?

wantonebad · 18 July 2012, 04:03 AM

oh my

Dan2010 · 18 July 2012, 04:09 AM

Ummm.......ooooooook.

J Durham · 18 July 2012, 04:26 AM

well, wow.. go for it

Kringkily · 18 July 2012, 04:28 AM

ever find anything valuable with that thing?

Route 66 · 18 July 2012, 04:32 AM

Make sure you mention that D-3 coil Paul and she'll be all over you.

azguy · 18 July 2012, 04:43 AM

If you don't ask, you don't get.........

77T · 18 July 2012, 04:51 AM

Just don't jump outta that cave wildly waving that thing around...you'll get Mace'd my friend.

And a free ride to the pokey!

MonBK · 18 July 2012, 04:53 AM

Take a deep breath Paul then hurry home........................................

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.......................and take your meds.

gwozhog · 18 July 2012, 04:56 AM

This picture says it all. Don't feel bad though, I belong to an astronomy club. It's a hard cool sell too.

Dr. Robert · 18 July 2012, 04:58 AM

Good hunting......for every cup there is a saucer.

SPARTAN2161 · 18 July 2012, 04:59 AM

...lol

TSW · 18 July 2012, 05:00 AM

Maybe you can find her 6ft under with that gizmo of yours

Jocke · 18 July 2012, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

Ok, so here is the plan...

Me: Hi there, you know, I'm president of the local Metal Detector's club... I've got a Minelab CTX3030 that's got a... (wait for it)... D-3 Coil!

Her: Ooooooohhhh... Really? a 3030 with a.... (gasp!) D-3!? Can...Can I see it?

Me: Well... maybe, if you play your cards right....

Yep, no doubt in my mind.... The future Ex-Mrs. Dragos is just walking by the coffee shop right now. I gotta run guys, start the whole process going, but it's a sure thing. I mean, how could any woman resist?

Did that means you will pull out your safe queen tonight?

Dr. Robert · 18 July 2012, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSW

Maybe you can find her 6ft under with that gizmo of yours

oooohhh that's harsh & cold, but I am

wantonebad · 18 July 2012, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jocke

Did that means you will pull out your safe queen tonight?

More than likely a blow-up companion

Jocke · 18 July 2012, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TSW

Maybe you can find her 6ft under with that gizmo of yours

Don't give him some ideas, a few days ago he was digging in a dog graveyard.

esm · 18 July 2012, 05:04 AM

really?

size matters?

Silvio Mosiello · 18 July 2012, 05:05 AM

They say the best magnet to have is a....

The Joker · 18 July 2012, 05:30 AM

Come on guys, it might just work. He need's a change in tact from his usual chat up lines.

Did you fart? cause you blew me away.

and

Are you free tonight honey, or will it cost me?

Lisa · 18 July 2012, 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

Come on guys, it might just work. He need's a change in tact from his usual chat up lines.

Did you fart? cause you blew me away.

and

Are you free tonight honey, or will it cost me?

Said with just the right smile, those might work.

Jocke · 18 July 2012, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

Come on guys, it might just work. He need's a change in tact from his usual chat up lines.

Did you fart? cause you blew me away.

and

Are you free tonight honey, or will it cost me?

In some way it will always costs Paul.

fusionstorm · 18 July 2012, 05:45 AM

It's a numbers game, Paul. Throw your line out often enough, and you'll eventually catch something.......

figbo · 18 July 2012, 06:00 AM

I've heard she's got a lot of back.

Bangel · 18 July 2012, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Joker

Come on guys, it might just work. He need's a change in tact from his usual chat up lines.

Did you fart? cause you blew me away.

and

Are you free tonight honey, or will it cost me?

You had me at fart...

linesiders · 18 July 2012, 06:21 AM

Don't say it is the Metal Detector Club - use something like the "Misplaced Valuables Excavation Alliance" or something a little more elusive

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionstorm

It's a numbers game, Paul. Throw your line out often enough, and you'll eventually catch something.......

Remember, every No is one step closer to a Yes

...

AzPaul · 18 July 2012, 06:25 AM

I've updated the dialouge

Quote:

Me: Hi there, you know, I'm president of the local Metal Detector's club... I've got a Minelab CTX3030 that's got a... (wait for it)... D-3 Coil!

Her: You're sweet honey but you know the old saying, 'once you go 17 x 13 Double D Coil, you never go back'.

Me: (Dejectedly) Dang it! I KNEW I should have sprung for the big boy.

The Joker · 18 July 2012, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bangel

You had me at fart...

The Joker · 18 July 2012, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lisa

Said with just the right smile, those might work.

Hey Lisa, did you fart? cause you blew me away

ducatidoc · 18 July 2012, 07:11 AM

Don't listen to these guys, Paul. Like The Great One (Wayne Gretsky) once said "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"

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