Four Women.

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Four women were chatting in the locker room, when one of
them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous terms
for male masturbation -- jerking off, wanking, spanking the
monkey, and so on -- there weren't any common terms for
female masturbation.

"I've always called it 'jilling off'," said one of the women.

"But that's just a feminist of 'jacking off,'" said the
first.

"You're right," said another. "We don't seem to have any
slang terms of our own for it."

The fourth woman snorted. "After fourteen years of marriage,
there's only one thing *I* call it."

"What's that?"

"Finishing the job."

[Earl]

OuCh !!!

Who cares?

As long as your job is finished nothing else matters, right?

[JJ Irani]

[AJC]