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alohanakoni · 4 December 2008, 07:35 AM

A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you'. The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: 'here, take these and come back in a week'. So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?' The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem'.

Rolexitis · 4 December 2008, 02:11 PM

WTF

ezod · 4 December 2008, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rolexitis

WTF

Sinus condition = not smelling properly.
Fix the hearing = to hear the fart

limbo · 4 December 2008, 03:53 PM

JJ Irani · 4 December 2008, 04:12 PM

figbo · 4 December 2008, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ezod

Sinus condition = not smelling properly.
Fix the hearing = to hear the fart

Thank you!!

Rolexitis · 5 December 2008, 01:11 AM

HAHAHAHAH! Guess I was a bit tired last night when I read it

4 December 2008, 07:35 AM	#1
alohanakoni "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Real Name: Anthony Location: USA Watch: Rolex Daytona TT Posts: 860	Farting A woman goes into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, you have to help me...I've got this problem: You see I can't stop farting. I fart all the time, only they are silent and don't stink. As a matter of fact, I've farted 20 times just now while talking to you'. The doctor fills out a prescription and tells the lady: 'here, take these and come back in a week'. So she leaves and a week later comes back to the doctors office. 'Doctor, doctor you must help me! Now things are worse. I'm still farting all the time, they are still silent but now they smell something awful. You must do something! What were those pills you gave me?' The doctor replied, 'Oh don't worry, those pills where just to fix your sinus condition, now we'll work on your hearing problem'. __________________ "Chicka chicka bow wow!"

4 December 2008, 02:11 PM	#2
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4 December 2008, 04:12 PM	#5
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5 December 2008, 01:11 AM	#7
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4 December 2008, 03:53 PM	#4
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