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Old 19 February 2009, 02:50 AM   #1
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Photo on the Night Stand

After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.

'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.

'Your boyfriend, then?'
he continues.
'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.

'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!'
she answers.

'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.

She whispers in his ear

'That's me before the surgery.'
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Old 19 February 2009, 03:13 AM   #2
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Old 19 February 2009, 07:20 PM   #3
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Old 19 February 2009, 08:34 PM   #4
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Old 20 February 2009, 06:18 AM   #5
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Old 20 February 2009, 06:26 AM   #6
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Old 20 February 2009, 09:49 AM   #7
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Serves the bugger right!
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Old 20 February 2009, 05:25 PM   #8
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Old 22 February 2009, 01:25 PM   #10
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Old 22 February 2009, 03:43 PM   #11
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Old 23 February 2009, 04:09 AM   #12
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Old 23 February 2009, 04:13 AM   #13
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My GF liked it too!

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Old 23 February 2009, 07:49 AM   #14
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Okay now that is real funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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