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redshirt1957 · 5 May 2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Nancy sent me an email meant for someone else, and then when I replied she could not figure out who I was, as she didn't recognize my last name... that, and her friend hypothesized that I might be the person who had stolen her credit card (since we shared the same first name). Or, something like that!!

That happened to me once when I woke up in the next door neighbour's bed, after a night of drinking, and she had the same first name as the wife. Now, the wife did not believe my story.

Carolina · 5 May 2009, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

That happened to me once when I woke up in the next door neighbour's bed, after a night of drinking, and she had the same first name as the wife. Now, the wife did not believe my story.

Yeah, that could be troublesome...

redshirt1957 · 5 May 2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Yeah, that could be troublesome...

See, I was a community organizer before my time.

Lisa · 5 May 2009, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Nancy sent me an email meant for someone else, and then when I replied she could not figure out who I was, as she didn't recognize my last name... that, and her friend hypothesized that I might be the person who had stolen her credit card (since we shared the same first name). Or, something like that!!

Oh, no! What a story!

Nancy, I hold you in even higher esteem, and I hadn't thought that possible!

Lion · 5 May 2009, 09:36 AM

You ladies are cracking me up here this evening!!!
Who's on first.....

away36 · 5 May 2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Nancy sent me an email meant for someone else, and then when I replied she could not figure out who I was, as she didn't recognize my last name... that, and her friend hypothesized that I might be the person who had stolen her credit card (since we shared the same first name). Or, something like that!!

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Oh, no! What a story!

Nancy, I hold you in even higher esteem, and I hadn't thought that possible!

What? I get points for doing dumb stuff? Why didn't you tell me that before!!!?? Oh....wait........that's how it works for Joey isn't it!!!!

away36 · 5 May 2009, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Lion

You ladies are cracking me up here this evening!!!
Who's on first.....

Not me.....I'm always last.........to figure things out.

Lion · 5 May 2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

Not me.....I'm always last.........to figure things out.

Will send you a blueprint of the plan!!! LOL!!!

redshirt1957 · 5 May 2009, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

What? I get points for doing dumb stuff? Why didn't you tell me that before!!!?? Oh....wait........that's how it works for Joey isn't it!!!!

Birds of a feather...............

away36 · 5 May 2009, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

Not me.....I'm always last.........to figure things out.

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Originally Posted by Lion

Will send you a blueprint of the plan!!! LOL!!!

Send it along with some Sauvignon Blanc and some Godiva chocolate......right Lisa and Caroline?

away36 · 5 May 2009, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

Birds of a feather...............

We would probably get banned for talking about flocking here.

Carolina · 5 May 2009, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

Send it along with some Sauvignon Blanc and some Godiva chocolate......right Lisa and Caroline?

Yes, but then ignore any resulting emails!

away36 · 5 May 2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

Yes, but then ignore any resulting emails!

Seriously....my first thought was.................Caroline has probably already e-mailed Lisa and told her about what a complete loser Nancy is!

redshirt1957 · 5 May 2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

Seriously....my first thought was.................Caroline has probably already e-mailed Lisa and told her about what a complete loser Nancy is!

I would blame it on Helen.

Lisa · 5 May 2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

Seriously....my first thought was.................Caroline has probably already e-mailed Lisa and told her about what a complete loser Nancy is!

Oh please don't think we'd do something like that to our beloved Nancy! I went back and checked, and of all the emails I've sent Caroline about complete losers your name didn't come up even once.

away36 · 5 May 2009, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

That happened to me once when I woke up in the next door neighbour's bed, after a night of drinking, and she had the same first name as the wife. Now, the wife did not believe my story.

I'm sure it was even harder on the neighbour.

away36 · 5 May 2009, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

Seriously....my first thought was.................Caroline has probably already e-mailed Lisa and told her about what a complete loser Nancy is!

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I would blame it on Helen.

Figures. Helen's the one who's currently in the clinical drug trial. At least....that's how Lisa explained it to her.

Carolina · 5 May 2009, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Oh please don't think we'd do something like that to our beloved Nancy! I went back and checked, and of all the emails I've sent Caroline about complete losers your name didn't come up even once.

Yes - completely true!

Carolina · 5 May 2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

Figures. Helen's the one who's currently in the clinical drug trial. At least....that's how Lisa explained it to her.

That Helen - always a troublemaker.

Carolina · 5 May 2009, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

Seriously....my first thought was.................Caroline has probably already e-mailed Lisa and told her about what a complete loser Nancy is!

Oh puh-leeeeze....

Lion · 5 May 2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

We would probably get banned for talking about flocking here.

Nancy, isn't that called flying united!!!

Lisa · 6 May 2009, 01:13 AM

Well, Jim, I'm sorry I didn't have the camera to capture a darling Violet moment this morning. As I was reading about your and Joe's antics, Violet was quietly perched on June's desk chair, calmly scooping out the contents of her poopy diaper and flinging poo. I think I'll just set the chair out by the curb as it's trash day. The rug and walls I think can be cleaned up....

I have also noted that spaghetti and meat sauce has a relatively short gut transit time.

Sigh. Where's the vodka.

Jimbits76 · 6 May 2009, 01:20 AM

Can't beat a bit of flinging of poo. Primal toddler stress relief!

Good on her...Baby V is a legend in our household.

She's on the Teddy list!

J

Lisa · 6 May 2009, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Can't beat a bit of flinging of poo. Primal toddler stress relief!

Good on her...Baby V is a legend in our household.

She's on the Teddy list!

J

I think I would have preferred facial nappy creme!

redshirt1957 · 6 May 2009, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Well, Jim, I'm sorry I didn't have the camera to capture a darling Violet moment this morning. As I was reading about your and Joe's antics, Violet was quietly perched on June's desk chair, calmly scooping out the contents of her poopy diaper and flinging poo. I think I'll just set the chair out by the curb as it's trash day. The rug and walls I think can be cleaned up....

I have also noted that spaghetti and meat sauce has a relatively short gut transit time.

Sigh. Where's the vodka.

Ah yes, now I know how the band "The Poo Fighters" picked their name.

Carolina · 6 May 2009, 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Lisa

Well, Jim, I'm sorry I didn't have the camera to capture a darling Violet moment this morning. As I was reading about your and Joe's antics, Violet was quietly perched on June's desk chair, calmly scooping out the contents of her poopy diaper and flinging poo. I think I'll just set the chair out by the curb as it's trash day. The rug and walls I think can be cleaned up....

I have also noted that spaghetti and meat sauce has a relatively short gut transit time.

Sigh. Where's the vodka.

(passes Lisa the bottle)

You get the mom of the day award. When Madeline was a baby, there were days when I would say (under my breath and with a smile) "it's a good thing you're so damn cute, or else you'd be out on the curb right about now!!".

Jimbits76 · 6 May 2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

(passes Lisa the bottle)

You get the mom of the day award. When Madeline was a baby, there were days when I would say (under my breath and with a smile) "it's a good thing you're so damn cute, or else you'd be out on the curb right about now!!".

Heck I'm like that with Willy Woo every day. That red hair, that temper, that devilish smile, that general bad behavior and that blatent disregard for his own health.

I'm sure he's Joes.

Oi Bubs, where were you in Feb 07???????????

J

redshirt1957 · 6 May 2009, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Heck I'm like that with Willy Woo every day. That red hair, that temper, that devilish smile, that general bad behavior and that blatent disregard for his own health.

I'm sure he's Joes.

Oi Bubs, where were you in Feb 07???????????

J

I was being Knighted about that time.

Jimbits76 · 6 May 2009, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I was being Knighted about that time.

I'd hate to see what you were annointed with Sir Bubs!!!!!!!

J

Lisa · 6 May 2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Carolina

(passes Lisa the bottle)

You get the mom of the day award. When Madeline was a baby, there were days when I would say (under my breath and with a smile) "it's a good thing you're so damn cute, or else you'd be out on the curb right about now!!".

Mom of the Day? C, it wouldn't have happened if I'd been PAYING ATTENTION to her!

I'm okay now. She's asleep. I gave her the vodka instead.

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Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Well, Jim, I'm sorry I didn't have the camera to capture a darling Violet moment this morning. As I was reading about your and Joe's antics, Violet was quietly perched on June's desk chair, calmly scooping out the contents of her poopy diaper and flinging poo. I think I'll just set the chair out by the curb as it's trash day. The rug and walls I think can be cleaned up.... I have also noted that spaghetti and meat sauce has a relatively short gut transit time. Sigh. Where's the vodka.

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