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padi56 · 9 September 2005, 02:55 AM

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.

"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?", one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?", asked his astonished friend.

"Yup", replied the drunk.

"How's it work?", the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch", the drunk replied.

He picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, a voice from the wall screamed: "You ars#hole, it's ten past three in the morning!"

JJ Irani · 9 September 2005, 04:07 AM

LMAO! What a scream on a Friday morning!!!

AJC · 9 September 2005, 06:19 AM

Some of the simple jokes are so good.

Gedanken · 9 September 2005, 11:40 AM

Damn - nearly lost another keyboard there!

JJ Irani · 9 September 2005, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gedanken

Damn - nearly lost another keyboard there!

LOL! How could such a thing happen?

padi56 · 10 September 2005, 02:11 AM

Thanks guys

Seadweller · 10 September 2005, 02:56 AM

Rockrolex · 10 September 2005, 03:09 AM

dman · 10 September 2005, 03:04 PM

LOL!! Great one!!

padi56 · 10 September 2005, 07:43 PM

See nice simple clock with one complication.

9 September 2005, 02:55 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,253	Talking Clock. A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?", one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?", asked his astonished friend. "Yup", replied the drunk. "How's it work?", the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, a voice from the wall screamed: "You ars#hole, it's ten past three in the morning!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

9 September 2005, 04:07 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	LMAO! What a scream on a Friday morning!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

9 September 2005, 11:40 AM	#4
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Damn - nearly lost another keyboard there! __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

10 September 2005, 02:11 AM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,253	Thanks guys __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

10 September 2005, 03:09 AM	#8
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 38,147	__________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

9 September 2005, 06:19 AM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	Some of the simple jokes are so good.

10 September 2005, 02:56 AM	#7
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10 September 2005, 03:04 PM	#9
dman Lifetime TRF Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Daren Location: Austin Watch: the road Posts: 13,585	LOL!! Great one!! __________________ You either get it or you don't, if you have to ask, YOU DON'T!! I really hope that midget cop doesn't find me in Kokomo.

10 September 2005, 07:43 PM	#10
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,253	See nice simple clock with one complication. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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