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padi56 · 10 September 2005, 10:40 PM

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says
"Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancé thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me?"

After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The
wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "What the *@#% was that?"

The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping."

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again quick, it's got my balls.

Seadweller · 10 September 2005, 11:32 PM

Ouch !!!

AJC · 11 September 2005, 06:01 AM

LAUGH OUT LOUD.

JJ Irani · 11 September 2005, 06:02 AM

Ouch is right....LMAO!!!

10 September 2005, 10:40 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,252	The Virgin. Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancé thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me?" After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try. On the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "What the *@#% was that?" The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping." The husband cries out, "Well snap it again quick, it's got my balls. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 September 2005, 06:02 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	Ouch is right....LMAO!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

10 September 2005, 11:32 PM	#2
Seadweller "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 750	Ouch !!!

11 September 2005, 06:01 AM	#3
AJC Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 1,878	LAUGH OUT LOUD.

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