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Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 06:46 AM

2 November.

Only two vials of JJ antidote left, must find new supply.

3 November.

I’m on my last vial of JJ antidote. Must use very sparingly to be able to visit forum. Because of the lowered doses I’m starting to feel the side effects already. Loosing hair rapidly and starting to see sheep everywhere.

I place a call to all other forum members: can you supply me with a couple of vials with JJ antidote? Please, quick, I’m starting to feel weak and my vision is becoming blurred. Please, help me….

BruceS · 4 November 2006, 06:51 AM

Is that a Merlot Frans?

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceS

Is that a Merlot Frans?

Actually, polishing off two bottles of Merlot would be a good JJ antidote but no, it is one of the ingredients of Kir Royale.

Prince · 4 November 2006, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceS

Is that a Merlot Frans?

No Bruce, a fine Cabernet Sauvignon, or perhaps a Pinot Noir - Château Lafite-Rothschild Bordeaux...

BruceS · 4 November 2006, 07:03 AM

I've always found that copious quantities of anything alcoholic helped me understand JJ better

Prince · 4 November 2006, 07:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Actually, polishing off two bottles of Merlot would be a good JJ antidote but no, it is one of the ingredients of Kir Royale.

Ah, of course.

1 part Creme de Cassis (which is in the vial)
5 parts Champagne

Is that about right, Frans?

Prince · 4 November 2006, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceS

I've always found that copious quantities of anything alcoholic helped me understand JJ better

LMAO

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceS

I've always found that copious quantities of anything alcoholic helped me understand JJ better

Right on, it's our salvation

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 07:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

Ah, of course.

1 part Creme de Cassis (which is in the vial)
5 parts Champagne

Is that about right, Frans?

You ARE a man of the world! Thank the Lord there still are Yanks with good taste

Prince · 4 November 2006, 07:11 AM

You know what he's going to say, don't you? Something like: "Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?", or "What did I do to deserve this?" - LOL

Prince · 4 November 2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

You ARE a man of the world! Thank the Lord there still are Yanks with good taste

Indeed, there are.

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

You know what he's going to say, don't you? Something like: "Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?", or "What did I do to deserve this?" - LOL

If he replies, he'll just drag himself in. So JJ, stay out of this thread

And yes, he deserves it

Prince · 4 November 2006, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

If he replies, he'll just drag himself in. So JJ, stay out of this thread

And yes, he deserves it

LOL - what's really funny is that when he does post, he always says EXACTLY what I have said he would say. BRILLIANT!!!!

Rockrolex · 4 November 2006, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by BruceS

I've always found that copious quantities of anything alcoholic helped me understand JJ better

I find that with copies quantities of anything alcoholic, I don't care whether I understand him or not.

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

I find that with copies quantities of anything alcoholic, I don't care whether I understand him or not.

You lush!

(Hickup.....

cheerzzzz, buddy o mine

).

C.J. · 4 November 2006, 08:00 AM

I never knew there was an antidote for JJ

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by C.J.

I never knew there was an antidote for JJ

Not for, against

Gedanken · 4 November 2006, 08:24 AM

DON'T PANIC

If you do run out of alcohol and JJ antidote, there's a non-invasive, biodegradable and lint-free way of getting into the right frame of mind to understand JJ:

JJ Irani · 4 November 2006, 12:06 PM

"Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?" "What did I do to deserve this?"

Hey Frans....that sexy, immaculately manicured thumb nail in the first pic.....is it yours?

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

"Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?" "What did I do to deserve this?"

Hey Frans....that sexy, immaculately manicured thumb nail in the first pic.....is it yours?

Yes, of course it is JJ. But it's not manicured, I have a very special invention called a nail clipper

(I'm just ignoring the fact that you find that sexy, you fool

)

mailman · 4 November 2006, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Yes, of course it is JJ. But it's not manicured, I have a very special invention called a nail clipper

(I'm just ignoring the fact that you find that sexy, you fool

)

Watch out Frans. If he has a fingernail fetish anything like pen!s envy, you're in trouble pal

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Watch out Frans. If he has a fingernail fetish anything like pen!s envy, you're in trouble pal

I'll use black leather gloves instead! Wait, is that a good option?

Prince · 4 November 2006, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

"Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?" "What did I do to deserve this?"

LOL - see, I told you. I write JJ's whine scripts!!!

Goodwatch · 5 November 2006, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

LOL - see, I told you. I write JJ's whine scripts!!!

Now Allen, that was more of a self fulfilling prophecy than a prediction

Prince · 5 November 2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Now Allen, that was more of a self fulfilling prophecy than a prediction

LOL - Indeed, Frans!!!

JJ Irani · 5 November 2006, 04:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Now Allen, that was more of a self fulfilling prophecy than a prediction

For a guy who says English is not his first language (which I can fully understand and relate with), you do produce some flashes of brilliance!!

Goodwatch · 5 November 2006, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

For a guy who says English is not his first language (which I can fully understand and relate with), you do produce some flashes of brilliance!!

Relate to.....

My flashes of brilliance usually come after a couple of good snorts

JJ Irani · 5 November 2006, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

Relate to.....

My flashes of brilliance usually come after a couple of good snorts

4 November 2006, 06:46 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Help me, please... 2 November. Only two vials of JJ antidote left, must find new supply. 3 November. I’m on my last vial of JJ antidote. Must use very sparingly to be able to visit forum. Because of the lowered doses I’m starting to feel the side effects already. Loosing hair rapidly and starting to see sheep everywhere. I place a call to all other forum members: can you supply me with a couple of vials with JJ antidote? Please, quick, I’m starting to feel weak and my vision is becoming blurred. Please, help me…. __________________ Member# 127

4 November 2006, 07:11 AM	#10
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	You know what he's going to say, don't you? Something like: "Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?", or "What did I do to deserve this?" - LOL __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

4 November 2006, 08:00 AM	#16
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	I never knew there was an antidote for JJ __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

4 November 2006, 08:24 AM	#18
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	DON'T PANIC If you do run out of alcohol and JJ antidote, there's a non-invasive, biodegradable and lint-free way of getting into the right frame of mind to understand JJ: __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

4 November 2006, 12:06 PM	#19
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	"Why do I get dragged into threads that don't have anything to do with me?" "What did I do to deserve this?" Hey Frans....that sexy, immaculately manicured thumb nail in the first pic.....is it yours? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

4 November 2006, 06:51 AM	#2
BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	Is that a Merlot Frans?

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BruceS "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Real Name: Sir Daft Location: Cornwall, UK Watch: Too many Posts: 2,464	I've always found that copious quantities of anything alcoholic helped me understand JJ better

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