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Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 08:00 PM

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The brewmaster thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell.

When the widow came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned."

She wept and covered her face with her apron, and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?"

"Knowing Patrick Murphy like I do, I don't think so," said the brewmaster, "He got out three times to go to the men's room."

mailman · 4 November 2006, 08:05 PM

padi56 · 4 November 2006, 08:35 PM

Goodwatch · 4 November 2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

That was a nice one heh? Still can't stop laughing myself

Got out 3 times to go to the loo

C.J. · 5 November 2006, 02:20 AM

JJ Irani · 5 November 2006, 03:52 AM

OMG....that was just too damned funny!!!!

4 November 2006, 08:00 PM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Drowning in beer Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The brewmaster thought it should be his job to inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When the widow came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron, and after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "Knowing Patrick Murphy like I do, I don't think so," said the brewmaster, "He got out three times to go to the men's room." __________________ Member# 127

4 November 2006, 08:05 PM	#2
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5 November 2006, 02:20 AM	#5
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5 November 2006, 03:52 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	OMG....that was just too damned funny!!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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