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15 September 2005, 03:10 AM
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David Hasselhoff
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and the barman says
"Alright David Hasselhoff" David replies "From now on it's just David Hoff, as in ... 'The Hoff' " The barman say "Ok, David Hoff, no Hassle" It gets funnier the more you read it. 
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15 September 2005, 03:24 AM
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15 September 2005, 03:24 AM
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15 September 2005, 04:38 AM
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 Tooooo funny...
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15 September 2005, 05:29 AM
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It still makes me laugh, I suppose it's the daft humour that I like.
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15 September 2005, 05:45 AM
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Still reading it, 2387 time now, still nothing !
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15 September 2005, 05:47 AM
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15 September 2005, 05:52 AM
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15 September 2005, 05:59 AM
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Try this one then:
A penguin walks into a bar and asks the barman "Have you seen my dad?" The barman says "I don't know, what does he look like?"
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15 September 2005, 06:11 AM
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15 September 2005, 06:25 AM
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says,"Dam"! Or I got caught shoplifting the other day, perched on the shoulder of 4 vampires. i got done for theft on 4 counts Or A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Or An Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman walk into a bar. Barman say 'Is this some kind of joke?!' Or Q - Why did the woman fall off the swing ? A - Because she had no arms
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15 September 2005, 09:07 AM
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15 September 2005, 10:43 AM
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15 September 2005, 12:14 PM
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ROTFLMAO!! Great thread guys!!
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15 September 2005, 01:43 PM
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Some good ones there SD, I'll have to try them out tonight.
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