ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

idk01 · 13 October 2009, 01:55 AM

"Smoking kills, and if you`re killed, you`ve lost a very important part of
your life."
- Brooke Shields, trying to explain why smoking is bad.

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sands.
I beat people up."
- Muhammad Ali

"Divorces are Fewer among Single People, Chicago Figures Show."
- Headline in the Chicago Tribune

"In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice.
But, in practice, there is."
- Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

"NOTICE: Ramganga River is inhabited by crocodiles. Swimming is prohibited.
Survivors will be prosecuted."
- Sign in the Corbett National Park, India

"Banks will lend you money if you can prove you don`t need it."
- Mark Twain

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago."
- Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President

sleddog · 13 October 2009, 01:58 AM

Love the one from Keppel and Brooke.!!

AWATCH · 13 October 2009, 02:00 AM

Dan Pierce · 13 October 2009, 02:01 AM

Here was my rehearsal dinner toast many years ago:

"If our marriage is half as successful as our parents, then theirs will be twice as successful as ours."
All the women reacted with..........ah.
All the men reacted with......

dP

JJ Irani · 13 October 2009, 02:51 AM

limbo · 13 October 2009, 05:45 AM

Lion · 13 October 2009, 10:59 AM

Very good!!!

swatty · 13 October 2009, 11:34 AM

13 October 2009, 01:55 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	More quotable quotes "Smoking kills, and if you`re killed, you`ve lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields, trying to explain why smoking is bad. "It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sands. I beat people up." - Muhammad Ali "Divorces are Fewer among Single People, Chicago Figures Show." - Headline in the Chicago Tribune "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is." - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut "NOTICE: Ramganga River is inhabited by crocodiles. Swimming is prohibited. Survivors will be prosecuted." - Sign in the Corbett National Park, India "Banks will lend you money if you can prove you don`t need it." - Mark Twain "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." - Keppel Enderbery, Former Australian cabinet minister "It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago." - Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice-President __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

13 October 2009, 01:58 AM	#2
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2025 Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,933	Love the one from Keppel and Brooke.!! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member.. Last edited by sleddog; 13 October 2009 at 01:58 AM.. Reason: spelling

13 October 2009, 02:01 AM	#4
Dan Pierce "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: D'OH! Location: Kentucky Watch: Rolex-1 Tudor-3 Posts: 36,315	Here was my rehearsal dinner toast many years ago: "If our marriage is half as successful as our parents, then theirs will be twice as successful as ours." All the women reacted with..........ah. All the men reacted with...... dP __________________ TRF Member# 1668 Bass Player in TRF "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Band Commander-in-Chief of The Nylon Nation The Crown & Shield Club Honorary Member of P-Club

13 October 2009, 02:51 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 October 2009, 10:59 AM	#7
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

13 October 2009, 02:00 AM	#3
AWATCH "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Real Name: al Location: GEORGIA Watch: Explorer II Posts: 1,759

13 October 2009, 05:45 AM	#6
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

13 October 2009, 11:34 AM	#8
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)