Horny secretary

[Pep04]

A business man take a trip on a train and brings his really hot secretary along.

She is flirting with the old man the whole trip.

As it happens, they end up in the same car sharing bunk beds.

They each retire to their beds when the secretary says to her old boss,
"Mr. Strickland, I'm cold I need a blanket".

The old man says,
"You want to pretend you are Mrs. Strickland?"

The secretary very horny says,
"Ohhh yes, I would like that a lot".

The old man grunts back,
"Get your own f*cking blanket!"

[JJ Irani]

[OrchidDR]

Pep,

Funny as all get out!
BTW, where do you fish out of? What port? My best bud is a Port Everglades guy, fishing the ROCKFISH IV. Big time FF for Miramar.

[Pep04]

Originally Posted by OrchidDR

Pep,

Funny as all get out!
BTW, where do you fish out of? What port? My best bud is a Port Everglades guy, fishing the ROCKFISH IV. Big time FF for Miramar.

I fish Biscayne Bay from Halouver to ocean reef. And Bimini in the summer. But the Bahamas started charging $350 for a fishing license when you get to customs. In case you venture over, here is how it works: you pay $350 to fish. But if you leave the Bahamian waters, you can come back once within 3 months of when you paid. Otherwise, if time lapses you have to pay $350 again. So, basically, you're screwed.

But anyways, you have to abide by the bag limit and size as in the US because FWL patrol will stop you and fine you even if you are on your way back from the Bahamas because you can't possibly prove where you caught the fish.

So, Bimini is good to take 3 or 4 boats full of friends and family. Rent at Bimini Bay and goof off for a long weekend. Fish and do a fish fry every night with cold beers!


You guys get good rooster fish and muttons in the Gulf.

[sleddog]

:thum bsup:

[OrchidDR]

We've done the Bimini run years ago. Didn't know about the 350 which I think sucks, big time.

If you ever run into a fellow East Coaster by the name of Peter Gurdak, that's my buddy. We grew up fishing Port E since the 1960's.

No Roosters, but plenty of Mutton. We do mostly kings, grouper, pomps and the occasional tuna from time-to-time.

[Pep04]

What kind of boat do you have?

[OrchidDR]

Right now I am boatless! (can you believe it)??? I was a guide in Jax using a 19 foot Carolina Skiff. I also had a 17-foot basstracker and tore up the local BASS trail! Awesome times indeed!!!

I did Reds, flounder and trout for a good sum of $$$ with a guarantee that if you didn't catch one, I'd give back your money. In the 11 years I guided up there, I gave back money ONCE (to an asshole that kept breaking off the fish). I also would guide the largest kingfish tourney on the East Coast. You've heard of it! We'd always be in money and my best year was 11th place out of 1,000 boats.

When we moved to Tampa in 2001, I sold my boat with plans on picking one up here. One thing lead to another and now my 19 year old son is "driving" my boat; a lexus IS300!!!! Could be worse right? I still fish on friends boats and I still guide from time-to-time. It's much harder now that I'm semi-retired (retired from the Navy in 99) and holding down two full time (part-time) gigs as a professor and evening dean for the local community college.

Nothing beats a tight-line!

[Pep04]

An SKA tournament? 11th is great!!!

Why would you give money back if some dick head lost a fish? Your job is to put your clients ON THE FISH. If they lose it, well that's their problem. If you didn't find fish I can understand. You're too nice.

look around you can get a steal on a boat today specially this time of year when most boats are in fro repairs.


I've been all week working on mine. Changing the motor trims (warranty issue), oil change, anodes on the trim tabs, changing the under water lights, changing the spreaders and under gunnel to LED, changing the AM/FM and UHF radios, fixing the TR-1 that has a small leak, and finally changing the outriggers to carbon fiber.

BIG $$$$$$$$. A boat is definitely a whole in the water that sucks money. But you know that boat is an acronym right?

B ust
O ut
A nother
T housand

and the very best boat in the world??????????????? You're buddy's boat!!!!


If you want to look into a boat, let me know I have a good broker that got me a steal on mine. 2006 36' contender with triple 250 yamis 4 stroke with 2 12" furunos, auto pilot, B6 transducer, sea vision lights, etc etc.......$100k out the door. Guy was in a jam. He was asking $159, had it listed for 2 months. I did a sea trial and showed up the next morning with a cashiers check for $100k made out to the broker and told him that taxes were on him and I had my own surveyor and mechanic.
The owner told me I was crazy and I told him SEE YA LATER. I hadn't reached my truck when the broker said "sign here".


If you need help, let me know.

[dalip]

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[swatty]

[ardit121]

lol

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[Latrodectus]

[idk01]

[Lion]

Very funny!!!

[ROLEX MAN]

LOVE IT keep em coming!