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SubmarinerMan · 17 December 2009, 06:19 AM

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, 'STOP, STOP! You're not going to cut it off are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said. 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.'

Ashley · 17 December 2009, 06:23 AM

Bahahahhahaha. A woman after my own heart!

Fofo · 17 December 2009, 09:50 AM

OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Bisquitlips · 17 December 2009, 10:06 AM

JJ Irani · 17 December 2009, 12:47 PM

Dr. Robert · 17 December 2009, 01:15 PM

ouch!

1000ftSub · 17 December 2009, 01:22 PM

Lion · 17 December 2009, 01:30 PM

Revenge raises it's ugly head!!!

limbo · 17 December 2009, 05:02 PM

sushisummo · 17 December 2009, 05:10 PM

Ouch...............

Ultraman · 17 December 2009, 08:53 PM

Sounds like a scene from the movie 'SAW'...

idk01 · 19 December 2009, 04:54 PM

OUCH!!!

Latrodectus · 20 December 2009, 01:49 PM

snow_rocks · 22 December 2009, 05:34 AM

Lighten up! oops there goes the garage!

17 December 2009, 06:19 AM	#1
SubmarinerMan "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Matt Location: Bedfordshire, UK Watch: 16610LV Posts: 1,046	Owch! A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, 'STOP, STOP! You're not going to cut it off are you?' The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said. 'Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire.' __________________ Rolex Submariner 16610 LV 'M'. Rolex Submariner 16610 'M'. Rolex Sea-Dweller 126600. Omega Seamaster 2226.80.00. Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean 2907.50.91 .

17 December 2009, 10:06 AM	#4
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17 December 2009, 12:47 PM	#5
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17 December 2009, 01:30 PM	#8
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Revenge raises it's ugly head!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

17 December 2009, 05:10 PM	#10
sushisummo "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Real Name: JT Location: in a house....:) Watch: Hmmm......? Posts: 1,776	Ouch............... __________________ Collections: -- R-O-L-E-X --AP-ROO -- P-A-N-E-R-A-I -- B-R-E-G-U-E-T -- I-W-C -- B-A-L-L -- O-T-H-E-R-S WISHLIST: Too many to list...... Member #23367

17 December 2009, 06:23 AM	#2
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967	Bahahahhahaha. A woman after my own heart!

17 December 2009, 09:50 AM	#3
Fofo Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Monterey Bay, CA Watch: Explorer II Posts: 554	OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!!

17 December 2009, 01:15 PM	#6
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,221	ouch!

17 December 2009, 01:22 PM	#7
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17 December 2009, 05:02 PM	#9
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17 December 2009, 08:53 PM	#11
Ultraman "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 2,175	Sounds like a scene from the movie 'SAW'...

19 December 2009, 04:54 PM	#12
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	OUCH!!! __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

20 December 2009, 01:49 PM	#13
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22 December 2009, 05:34 AM	#14
snow_rocks Banned Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Rick Location: At what TIME?!!! Watch: the SKY tonite! Posts: 3,225	Lighten up! oops there goes the garage!

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