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Dr. Robert · 16 November 2011, 02:03 PM

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica-where do they go?

Wonder no more.......your faithful servant, Dr. Robert has done extensive research in the field.......

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an
extremely ordered & complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family
& will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact
w/ its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family
& social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial
wings & beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, & buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave & sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him into the ice hole.

BNA/LION · 16 November 2011, 02:07 PM

EXCELLENT RESERARCH! Did you take any video you can post? I heard a human has never been able to film the secret ritual.

FeelingTheBlues · 16 November 2011, 02:28 PM

Pics or it didn't happen Robert, you're not fooling me like that!

mitchy · 17 November 2011, 12:02 AM

MonBK · 17 November 2011, 12:06 AM

:)

TSW · 17 November 2011, 12:12 AM

Art 1 · 17 November 2011, 09:55 AM

steelers · 17 November 2011, 01:14 PM

16 November 2011, 02:03 PM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,297	Dead Penguins Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica-where do they go? Wonder no more.......your faithful servant, Dr. Robert has done extensive research in the field....... It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered & complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family & will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact w/ its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family & social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings & beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, & buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave & sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then, they kick him into the ice hole. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

16 November 2011, 02:07 PM	#2
BNA/LION 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2011 Real Name: Larry Location: San Diego, CA Watch: ROLEX Posts: 25,661	EXCELLENT RESERARCH! Did you take any video you can post? I heard a human has never been able to film the secret ritual. __________________ ✦ 28238 President DD 18K/YG ✦ 16610LN SS Sub ✦ 16613 18K/SS Serti ✦ 16550 Exp II Non-Rail Cream Dial ✦ Daytona C 116500 ✦ 126710 BLRO GMT-Master II ✦ NEXT-->? ⛳ Hole In One! 10/3/19 DMCC 5th hole, par 3, 168 yards w/ 4-Iron.

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