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Old 13 April 2012, 06:07 AM   #1
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I was in a pub...........................................

I was in a pub Saturday night.
Had a few......I noticed two large women by the bar. They both had strong accents....so I asked: "Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: It's Wales, you friggin' idiot."
So, I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
Then the lights went out.
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Old 13 April 2012, 06:11 AM   #2
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"Phlebas the Phoenician, a fortnight dead, / Forgot the cry of gulls, and the deep seas swell / And the profit and loss. / A current under sea / Picked his bones in whispers. / As he rose and fell / He passed the stages of his age and youth / Entering the whirlpool. / Gentile or Jew / O you who turn the wheel and look to windward, / Consider Phlebas, who was once handsome and tall as you."

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Old 13 April 2012, 06:15 AM   #3
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Old 13 April 2012, 07:18 AM   #4
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Old 13 April 2012, 07:24 AM   #5
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The office next door just asked me what was so damn funny.
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Old 14 April 2012, 01:30 AM   #6
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Old 14 April 2012, 01:34 AM   #7
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Old 15 April 2012, 07:43 PM   #11
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Old 16 April 2012, 07:51 AM   #12
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Old 16 April 2012, 07:57 AM   #13
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Old 17 April 2012, 11:30 AM   #14
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Now, that is what I call funny!
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