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Old 29 November 2005, 08:47 PM   #1
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The Postman And Parrot.

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on
a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy
says aloud, "I wonder what happened to this parrot?"

The parrot replies, "I was born this way. I'm a defective
parrot."

"WOW!" the guy exclaims. "You actually understood and
answered me!"

"I got every word," says the parrot. "I happen to be a
highly intelligent, thoroughly educated bird."

"Oh yeah?", the guy asks, "Then answer this. How do you
hang onto your perch without any feet?"

"Well," the parrot says, "this is very embarrassing but
since you asked, I wrap my willie around this wooden bar like
a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers."

"Wow" says the guy, "you really can understand and speak
English, can't you!?"

"Actually, I speak both Spanish and English and I can
converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic:
politics, religion, sports,physics, philosophy. I'm
especially good at ornithology. You really ought to buy me.
I'd be a great companion."

The guy looks at the £200 price tag. "Sorry, but I just
can't afford that."

"Pssssssst" says the parrot, "I'm defective, so the truth
is, nobody wants me cause I don't have any feet. You can
probably get me for £20, just make the guy an offer!"

The guy offers £20 and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go
by. The parrot is sensational. He has a great sense of
humour, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands
everything, he sympathise, and he's insightful.

The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work
and the parrot goes "Psssssssssssst" and motions him over
with one wing. "I don't know if I should tell you this or
not, but it's about your wife and the postman."

"What are you talking about?" asks the guy. "When Paul the
postman delivered today, your wife greeted him at the door in
a sheer black nightie and kissed him passionately."

"WHAT?!" the guy asks incredulously. "Then what happened?"

"Well, then Paul the postman came into the house and lifted up
her nightie and began petting her all over" reported the
parrot.

"My God!" he exclaims. "Then what?"

"Then he lifted up the nightie, got down on his knees and
began to lick her all over, starting with her breasts and
slowly going down . . ."

"WELL???" demands the frantic guy, "THEN WHAT
HAPPENED?"

"Damned if I know! I got a hard-on and fell
off my perch!"
Only Joking Paul.
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Old 30 November 2005, 12:34 AM   #3
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Old 30 November 2005, 03:06 AM   #4
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Toooo funny, Padi!!!
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Hilarious Padi. I love it.
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Thank all especially Paul for being a good sport.
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