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Porsche · 24 August 2012, 09:50 AM

I am thinking of entering the “Dad-Joke Olympics”.
I reckon I have a good chance of getting a medal…

Here’s my material…

'I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again”

‘I watched a documentary on how ships are held together. Riveting.’

'I know a couple who get on like a house on fire. They both feel trapped and are slowly suffocating to death.'

''I was playing chess with my friend and he said “Let's make this more interesting”. So we stopped playing chess.'

“Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.”

"Two cannibals eating a clown. One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'"

‘You know who gives kids a bad name? Bob Geldorf.’

‘My wife and I watched 3 DVD’s back-to-back last night – luckily I was the one facing the TV’

‘I entered the Sun-Tanning Olympics – I got Bronze.’

‘I needed an eight character password – so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’

FeelingTheBlues · 24 August 2012, 11:08 AM

Those are really Dad-ish jokes, good luck!

77T · 24 August 2012, 01:56 PM

Art 1 · 24 August 2012, 08:55 PM

24 August 2012, 09:50 AM	#1
Porsche 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: John Location: ɹǝpun Watch: and learn Posts: 2,986	*Please vote for me in the "Dad-Joke Olympics" * I am thinking of entering the “Dad-Joke Olympics”. I reckon I have a good chance of getting a medal… Here’s my material… 'I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again” ‘I watched a documentary on how ships are held together. Riveting.’ 'I know a couple who get on like a house on fire. They both feel trapped and are slowly suffocating to death.' ''I was playing chess with my friend and he said “Let's make this more interesting”. So we stopped playing chess.' “Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.” "Two cannibals eating a clown. One says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'" ‘You know who gives kids a bad name? Bob Geldorf.’ ‘My wife and I watched 3 DVD’s back-to-back last night – luckily I was the one facing the TV’ ‘I entered the Sun-Tanning Olympics – I got Bronze.’ ‘I needed an eight character password – so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.’ __________________ Obey Gravity, it's the Law! ROLEX --- SEIKO --- HEUER TRF REHAUT T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M

24 August 2012, 11:08 AM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Those are really Dad-ish jokes, good luck! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

24 August 2012, 01:56 PM	#3
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,017	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

24 August 2012, 08:55 PM	#4
Art 1 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florida, Canada Watch: Rol/Seik/Tud/Omega Posts: 30,244

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