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padi56 · 11 November 2012, 08:30 PM

Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmadabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid.

"Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?"

"Yes...... speaking"

AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?", stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!", says the AEC guy

"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????"

"Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue"

"GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........."

"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue"

"I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ... he will speak to your company tomorrow."

That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next morning.

"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?", the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

MonBK · 11 November 2012, 08:44 PM

Now that's funny.

FeelingTheBlues · 11 November 2012, 11:51 PM

Didn't see that one coming!

77T · 12 November 2012, 02:06 PM

Bangel · 12 November 2012, 06:10 PM

Jefyulo · 13 November 2012, 02:35 AM

Too funny!

jatco · 13 November 2012, 06:13 AM

That..is funny.. Didnt see that coming...

Glenn422 · 18 November 2012, 04:54 AM

hahahahahahahaha!

eric23 · 19 November 2012, 05:11 AM

11 November 2012, 08:30 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	The Electricity Bill. Mr. Verma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Verma receives a telephone call from AEC (Ahmadabad Electric Company) because the electricity bill has not been paid. "Am I speaking to Mrs.Verma?" "Yes...... speaking" AEC guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?", stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!", says the AEC guy "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" "Yes ............. We have a system of finding out who's overdue" "GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" "I know that ....... let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ... he will speak to your company tomorrow." That night, she tells her husband about the telephone call, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to AEC office the next morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?", the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at AEC, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

11 November 2012, 11:51 PM	#3
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	Didn't see that one coming! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

12 November 2012, 02:06 PM	#4
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 42,015	__________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,530	That..is funny.. Didnt see that coming... __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

11 November 2012, 08:44 PM	#2
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	Now that's funny.

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13 November 2012, 02:35 AM	#6
Jefyulo "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Nj Posts: 84	Too funny!

18 November 2012, 04:54 AM	#8
Glenn422 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: TRF Posts: 721	hahahahahahahaha!

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