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Old 8 December 2007, 05:28 PM   #1
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His First Time

His First Time

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"

The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?"

The guy replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"

The bartender congradulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house."

The guy replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."









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Old 8 December 2007, 06:49 PM   #2
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sound like a giver
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Old 8 December 2007, 07:53 PM   #3
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Old 9 December 2007, 12:02 AM   #4
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Old 9 December 2007, 02:24 AM   #5
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Old 9 December 2007, 04:15 AM   #6
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Old 9 December 2007, 05:43 AM   #7
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Old 9 December 2007, 09:25 AM   #8
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Old 9 December 2007, 09:26 AM   #9
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