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Orchi · 27 January 2008, 12:34 AM

A tour bus driver is driving a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully accepts and eats.

15 minutes later she taps him on his shoulder and gives him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them!"

frostie · 27 January 2008, 02:00 AM

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CPCC · 25 February 2008, 06:17 PM

Awesomely hilarious

jasonbellevue · 25 February 2008, 06:26 PM

27 January 2008, 12:34 AM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	Kind old ladies... A tour bus driver is driving a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts which he gratefully accepts and eats. 15 minutes later she taps him on his shoulder and gives him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch, he asks the little old lady, "why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them!"

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