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21 January 2014, 02:54 AM
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George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn't leaving the house. She reminded him "The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt."
He replied "But Honey, I promise that I won't drink tonight!" So after begging for an hour, he got the OK the go out so long as he didn't drink. George met up with his friends and proceeded to get shit-faced. Sure enough, he puked all over his brand new shirt. "My wife is gonna kick me out of the house for getting drunk and puking on my new shirt again!" Bill, George's best pal, had a plan to get his friend out of trouble. "All you got to do is have a $20 bill in your hand when you walk through the door. Then, when she accuses you of puking on your shirt, just tell her that some drunk guy in the bar puked on you but that he gave you 20 bucks to get your shirt cleaned." This sounded good to George, so when he walked into the house with money in hand, his wife was waiting for him in the living room. Georges wife: "I knew that your drunk ass would spew bile and booze all over that new shirt!" George: "Honey, let me explain! This drunk idiot at the bar puked on me and gave me 20 bucks to have it cleaned." His wife grabbed the money out of his hand and observed that he was holding two $20 bills. George's wife: "Is that so? Then where did the other $20 come from?" George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants." .
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21 January 2014, 03:43 AM
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21 January 2014, 05:14 AM
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21 January 2014, 05:31 AM
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Hahahahaha
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21 January 2014, 08:36 AM
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21 January 2014, 10:17 AM
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21 January 2014, 08:34 PM
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