Up To The Tee.

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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends
over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up
and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any."

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's £30. Go and buy yourself
some underwear."
Golf Anyone.
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the
tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no
undies either.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?"

She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me."

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of
decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes
her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked
under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer
drawers?"

She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be
able ta affarrd any."

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer
the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb.
Tidy yerself up a bit."

[JJ Irani]

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