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22 February 2006, 09:35 AM | #1 |
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife
asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" He says, "O.K., Get in the car with it." Where shall I put it to get it warm?" He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. "But what about the smell?" "Just hold its nose." The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him died at the scene.
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I'm just glad that after our experiences with skunks, I can confidently state that if we ever see a living skunk on the road, that my wife will encourage me to run over it, stop the car, back over it, go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it, then back over it again, then go forward over it...
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Don't forget to then make sure someone steals the car after all that.
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to this entire crazy thread!!
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