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Old 1 March 2006, 08:02 PM   #1
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Paulie Song I Will Survive.

Sing this to I will Survive.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you Paulie said you had 28 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,And I knew that I could take you on ...


But there you are,Another white lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now, go walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 28 inches, then turn up with only four!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

But I will survive!
But I will survive!
Because as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
Back to the Verse.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I Paulie saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm having all my loving' from a cordless multi-speed!

Back to Chorus

I will survive! I will survive!
Because as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
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Old 1 March 2006, 08:19 PM   #2
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LMAO Peter.
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Old 2 March 2006, 03:25 AM   #3
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LMAO!! Problem is who's gonna sing that one to our Paulie?
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Old 2 March 2006, 04:59 AM   #4
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Peter, you are on a roll today, my friend
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Good song , now that tune is stuck in my head.
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Old 2 March 2006, 07:47 PM   #6
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Hope you are singing my version.
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