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padi56 · 1 March 2006, 08:02 PM

Sing this to I will Survive.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you Paulie said you had 28 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,And I knew that I could take you on ...

But there you are,Another white lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now, go walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 28 inches, then turn up with only four!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

But I will survive!
But I will survive!
Because as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!
Back to the Verse.

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I Paulie saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm having all my loving' from a cordless multi-speed!

Back to Chorus

I will survive! I will survive!
Because as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey!

mailman · 1 March 2006, 08:19 PM

LMAO Peter.

JJ Irani · 2 March 2006, 03:25 AM

LMAO!!

Problem is who's gonna sing that one to our Paulie?

C.J. · 2 March 2006, 04:59 AM

Peter, you are on a roll today, my friend

Launch Mini · 2 March 2006, 05:43 AM

Good song

, now that tune is stuck in my head.

padi56 · 2 March 2006, 07:47 PM

Hope you are singing my version.

rolexchick · 3 March 2006, 02:09 PM

1 March 2006, 08:02 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Paulie Song I Will Survive. Sing this to I will Survive. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you Paulie said you had 28 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong,And I knew that I could take you on ... But there you are,Another white lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans! Go on now, go walk out the door, Don't you promise me 28 inches, then turn up with only four! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] But I will survive! But I will survive! Because as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey! Back to the Verse. It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I Paulie saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with all your egos and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm having all my loving' from a cordless multi-speed! Back to Chorus I will survive! I will survive! Because as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .... Hey! Hey! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

1 March 2006, 08:19 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	LMAO Peter. __________________ JJ

2 March 2006, 03:25 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LMAO!! Problem is who's gonna sing that one to our Paulie? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

2 March 2006, 04:59 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	Peter, you are on a roll today, my friend __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

2 March 2006, 05:43 AM	#5
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	Good song , now that tune is stuck in my head. __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

2 March 2006, 07:47 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Hope you are singing my version. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

3 March 2006, 02:09 PM	#7
rolexchick Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Real Name: Catie Location: new york Posts: 336

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