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Old 11 August 2016, 11:38 PM   #1
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How Deep is That Hole?


Southern good ol' boys are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are
amazed at the size of it.

The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there,
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over
there. Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."

So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave
it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge,
when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a
goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and,
without hesitation, jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering
into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old
farmer saunters up.

"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat
around here anywhere, did you ?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a
hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . . headfirst into this here hole!!!!"

The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . . . I had him chained to
a transmission."
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Old 12 August 2016, 02:08 AM   #2
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Old 12 August 2016, 03:31 AM   #3
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Old 12 August 2016, 08:47 AM   #4
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Old 12 August 2016, 09:10 AM   #5
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Old 12 August 2016, 09:12 AM   #6
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Old 12 August 2016, 12:26 PM   #7
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Old 12 August 2016, 12:54 PM   #8
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Old 12 August 2016, 01:11 PM   #9
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Old 12 August 2016, 02:07 PM   #10
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Old 13 August 2016, 07:52 AM   #11
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So, how deep was the hole???
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Old 13 August 2016, 12:26 PM   #12
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Reminds me of the Vince Vaughn movie Old School.


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Old 13 August 2016, 09:54 PM   #14
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