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SLS · 30 September 2008, 04:23 AM

I made this up one day a few years back after reading to my son and posted it on anther forum, but after Porsche's most recent "Can I wear it..." post, it reminded me of it!

If Dr. Seuss had a Rolex

Can I wear it in the Bath?
Yes you can, and we promise not to laugh!

Can I wear it in the shower?
Go ahead, it won’t lose power

What about the soapy residue?
No problem, just rinse it off when you are through

Oh my God my watch is 6 seconds fast
Good, that’s means you won’t arrive last

Can I wear it into battle?
Yes, but be careful, your bracelet may rattle

Can I wear it in the rain?
Of course you can, where’s your brain

Can I wear it while I sleep?
Yes, I promise it won’t make a peep

The coronet does not line up on the crown
Yep, most I’ve seen are upside down

My bezel’s crooked, what do I do?
Have your watchmaker fix it for you

Can I wear a Sub with a suit?
Yes, but if you work for our moderator, he’ll give you the boot

Do I pull off the green sticker?
Yes, it works great for a nose hair picker

Can I wear it to shoot my gun?
Of course, go out and have some fun

To all of our new friends, may I make a suggestion?
Please take your time reading the frequently asked question

Some of you may think this post is lame
I agree, but these same old questions are to blame

No offense meant to anyone
Just bored at work and want to have some fun

~Scott

mfer · 30 September 2008, 04:39 AM

Nice post Scott.

BAWA
bored at work also.

Rolexitis · 30 September 2008, 04:44 AM

Nice

chicagowatchman · 30 September 2008, 05:28 AM

f16570 · 30 September 2008, 05:32 AM

Lol.

seantk · 30 September 2008, 06:08 AM

Nice!

I do not like Green Submariners and ham, I do not like them Sea Dweller I am

Sean

acce1999 · 30 September 2008, 07:21 AM

Good! Very good!

Best,

A

JJ Irani · 30 September 2008, 07:23 AM

Good one, Scott!

jdc · 30 September 2008, 07:25 AM

nice one Scott

vjb.knife · 30 September 2008, 07:39 AM

One Fish.

Two Fish.

Red Fish.

Blue Fish.

Apologies and or thanks for borrowed pictures.

MrCowboy99 · 30 September 2008, 08:50 AM

Green LVs and Ham.

Porsche · 30 September 2008, 09:28 AM

GREAT WORK SCOTT

Glad I can inspire people...

I have a 3½ year old, so I have been reading lots of Dr S lately, but didn't come accross that one!

:c lap:

SLS · 30 September 2008, 09:46 AM

Thanks!
I'll have to add yours in Sean!

Quote:

Originally Posted by seantk

Nice!

I do not like Green Submariners and ham, I do not like them Sea Dweller I am

Sean

oneillba · 30 September 2008, 09:49 AM

Great reading, thanks for the fun.

JimSnyder · 30 September 2008, 09:56 AM

A Classic Scott

East Bay Rider · 30 September 2008, 10:03 AM

Good stuff

DSJ · 30 September 2008, 11:04 AM

That's great Scott!

Bisquitlips · 30 September 2008, 11:23 AM

:bangh ead:

: twit:

30 September 2008, 04:23 AM	#1
SLS "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Scott Location: GMT -7 Watch: GMT's & Sub's Posts: 10,401	If Dr. Seuss had a Rolex I made this up one day a few years back after reading to my son and posted it on anther forum, but after Porsche's most recent "Can I wear it..." post, it reminded me of it! If Dr. Seuss had a Rolex Can I wear it in the Bath? Yes you can, and we promise not to laugh! Can I wear it in the shower? Go ahead, it won’t lose power What about the soapy residue? No problem, just rinse it off when you are through Oh my God my watch is 6 seconds fast Good, that’s means you won’t arrive last Can I wear it into battle? Yes, but be careful, your bracelet may rattle Can I wear it in the rain? Of course you can, where’s your brain Can I wear it while I sleep? Yes, I promise it won’t make a peep The coronet does not line up on the crown Yep, most I’ve seen are upside down My bezel’s crooked, what do I do? Have your watchmaker fix it for you Can I wear a Sub with a suit? Yes, but if you work for our moderator, he’ll give you the boot Do I pull off the green sticker? Yes, it works great for a nose hair picker Can I wear it to shoot my gun? Of course, go out and have some fun To all of our new friends, may I make a suggestion? Please take your time reading the frequently asked question Some of you may think this post is lame I agree, but these same old questions are to blame No offense meant to anyone Just bored at work and want to have some fun ~Scott

30 September 2008, 04:39 AM	#2
mfer "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Real Name: Mik Location: USA Posts: 13,723	Nice post Scott. BAWA bored at work also. __________________ member#3242

30 September 2008, 04:44 AM	#3
Rolexitis "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: Matt Location: Earth Watch: 114060 Posts: 3,203	Nice __________________ Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

30 September 2008, 05:28 AM	#4
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30 September 2008, 05:32 AM	#5
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30 September 2008, 06:08 AM	#6
seantk "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Sean Location: West Florida Posts: 2,671	Nice! I do not like Green Submariners and ham, I do not like them Sea Dweller I am Sean __________________ "Life is frittered away with detail... simplify, simplify!" Henry D. Thoreau

30 September 2008, 07:21 AM	#7
acce1999 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: GMT+1 Posts: 2,711	Good! Very good! Best, A

30 September 2008, 07:23 AM	#8
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Good one, Scott! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

30 September 2008, 07:25 AM	#9
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	nice one Scott

30 September 2008, 07:39 AM	#10
vjb.knife Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Vince Location: Pittsburgh, PA Watch: Rolex Sub & GMTIIC Posts: 626	My favorite Dr. Suess is of course ....... One Fish. Two Fish. Red Fish. Blue Fish. Apologies and or thanks for borrowed pictures.

30 September 2008, 08:50 AM	#11
MrCowboy99 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Real Name: Mac Location: Dallas, Texas Posts: 1,367	Green LVs and Ham.

30 September 2008, 09:28 AM	#12
Porsche 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Real Name: John Location: ɹǝpun Watch: and learn Posts: 2,986	GREAT WORK SCOTT Glad I can inspire people... I have a 3½ year old, so I have been reading lots of Dr S lately, but didn't come accross that one! :c lap: __________________ Obey Gravity, it's the Law! ROLEX --- SEIKO --- HEUER TRF REHAUT T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M T H E R O L E X F O R U M

30 September 2008, 09:49 AM	#14
oneillba "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Hamilton, MI USA Watch: My beloved TT DJ Posts: 3,831	Great reading, thanks for the fun. __________________ My Trusty TT DJ

30 September 2008, 09:56 AM	#15
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,721	A Classic Scott __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

30 September 2008, 10:03 AM	#16
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,061	Good stuff __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

30 September 2008, 11:04 AM	#17
DSJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: USA Watch: your step! Posts: 7,882	That's great Scott! __________________ Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP

30 September 2008, 11:23 AM	#18
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