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padi56 · 15 May 2006, 12:06 AM

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.

"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife
"No, no boyfriend either." "
Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own."

After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black"
"Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blond hair."
"Well, yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Well, yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."

At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a smack on the arse. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank fek for that!"

"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to start to bark."

C.J. · 15 May 2006, 12:32 AM

edt

JJ Irani · 15 May 2006, 04:54 AM

mailman · 15 May 2006, 07:56 AM

Goodwatch · 15 May 2006, 08:05 AM

I don't understand, me dumb Dutchie. Need explanation by a man of the world. JJ?

mailman · 15 May 2006, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I don't understand, me dumb Dutchie. Need explanation by a man of the world. JJ?

He can't explain because it's a dog not sheep

padi56 · 15 May 2006, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I don't understand, me dumb Dutchie. Need explanation by a man of the world. JJ?

Sorry Frans if you neen explanation in brail,perhaps you need to get out more.

AJC · 15 May 2006, 09:21 PM

woof woof bloody woof.

JJ Irani · 16 May 2006, 04:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

I don't understand, me dumb Dutchie. Need explanation by a man of the world. JJ?

Are you serious?

padi56 · 16 May 2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AJC

woof woof bloody woof.

Thats was 100% correct Aaron.

15 May 2006, 12:06 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Single mum. A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife "No, no boyfriend either." " Do you have a partner then?" "No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own." After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black" "Well," replies the girl. "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black." "Oh, I'm very sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blond hair." "Well, yes," the girl again replies, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes." "Well, yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice." At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a smack on the arse. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank fek for that!" "What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked. "Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that it was going to start to bark." __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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