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Old 22 November 2008, 03:08 AM   #1
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Involuntary Muscular Contractions!!

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.

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Old 22 November 2008, 03:12 AM   #2
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Old 22 November 2008, 03:19 AM   #3
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Lotta those in the woods this time of the year.
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