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idk01 · 10 April 2009, 03:29 AM

"Doctor, every time I break wind, I produce the sound 'HONDA'.

"Drop your shreddies, bend over the desk, and lets have a quick inspection.
But first, give me a rendition".

So I clenched my teeth, gave a squeeze, and there it was...'HONDA'.

I bent over and he had a rather lengthy delve into the depths. "Ah, I see
the cause of your problem; you`ve got an abscess up there".

"But how does that produce such a sound?" I ask.

Doctor replies, "Because... Abscess makes the fart go 'HONDA'".

10 April 2009, 03:29 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Fart Joke "Doctor, every time I break wind, I produce the sound 'HONDA'. "Drop your shreddies, bend over the desk, and lets have a quick inspection. But first, give me a rendition". So I clenched my teeth, gave a squeeze, and there it was...'HONDA'. I bent over and he had a rather lengthy delve into the depths. "Ah, I see the cause of your problem; you`ve got an abscess up there". "But how does that produce such a sound?" I ask. Doctor replies, "Because... Abscess makes the fart go 'HONDA'". __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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