A man dies, goes to hell and is met by the devil

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A man dies, goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the
punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his
first punishment.

The devil leads him to a room in which there is someone chained to the
wall being whipped. The man is not keen on this and asks to see the next
room.

In the next room, a middle aged man is flailing around in flames. So he
asks to see the third room.

This room contains a very, very old man seated in a plush chair. A
gorgeous blonde is kneeling in front of him administering a blow job.

The newcomer looks at the devil with a smile and says, "I'll take it."

The devil walks into the room, taps the blonde on the shoulder and says
"You can stop now; we've got a replacement."