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Old 31 March 2010, 08:52 AM   #1
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"GHETTO SPELLIN" Words...

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.

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This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.

4. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me acup and said penis.

6. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake."
He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel ."

7. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the
apartment undermine.

8. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?"
she say "fortify."


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word....

Today's word is: "OMELETTE"


Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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