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Old 17 March 2011, 03:02 PM   #1
mitchy
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Remarry

This guy's wife asks, "Honey if I died would you remarry?"*

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, I guess I would."*

She says, "If I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?"*

He replies, "We've spent a lot of time and money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house, I guess she would."*

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, would she sleep in our bed?" and he says, "That bed is brand new, we just paid two thousand dollars for it, it's going to last a long time, I guess she would."*

So she asks, "If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?" and he says "Oh no, she's left handed."
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