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jatco · 13 January 2013, 12:35 PM

Rum & Coke

A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust,
"I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

13 January 2013, 12:35 PM	#1
jatco "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 51,541	Rum and Coke..... Rum & Coke A Baptist minister was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Newfie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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