Daughter's Letter.

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An Australian father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed .
With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

Dear Mum & Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend .
I’ve found real love and he is so nice . Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his big motorcycle .

But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in the bush .
He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too .

I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends .
They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want .

In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better . He deserves it .

Don’t worry about money . Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal
make in their basement . Apparently I can earn $200 per scene. I get a $200 bonus if there are more
than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the kangaroo .

Don’t worry Mum . Now I’m 15 I know how to take care of myself .
Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Sarah

P.S. Dad, it’s not true. I’m watching TV at the neighbours.
I just wanted to show you that there really are worse things in life than
England retaining the Ashes .