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Old 8 February 2006, 09:28 PM   #1
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Boy Goes Shopping.

A little boy goes shopping with his mum and is waiting outside the changing room for her to come out. While waiting, the little lad gets bored and as his mum comes out sees him sliding his hand up a mannequins skirt."Get your hand out of there!" she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"

The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend. One night, while her parents are out, she invites him over. After an hour she says, "You know you can go a little further if you want""What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well why don't you put your hand down my pants?" she says.
"Hell no" he cries, "you've got teeth down there."
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no teeth down there."
"Yes there are" he says,"my mum told me."No, there aren't"she insists.

"Here have a look for yourself" she whips off her panties, throws her
legs behind her head, and says, "Look I don't have any teeth down there!"The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, with the condition of those red raw gums, I’m not surprised.
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